What is the definition of Affordable Fumes?

Ah, 'affordable fumes' - the term that's like calling a high-end spa day a "spa in a bubble" but with a side of questionable air quality. It's like saying, "These nice-smelling, cheap-smelling smoke from those fancy cigars or e-cigarettes is as safe and clean as a soda fountain's fumes." Now, here's a sentence that might just chill your brain: "The new eco-friendly product promised 'affordable fumes' like a candy store, but when you actually smelled it, you realized it was just a chemical cocktail stronger than a dragon's breath."